巡城御史鬼难缠

　　Two putt-putt employees and best friends must face off against a demonic cult that has not only kidnapped their friend but also threatens to destroy their hometown.

　　14-year-old Hervé is an average teenager who lives with his mother and struggles to cope with his libido impulses, unprepossessing physique and mediocre intellect. His major preoccupation is dating a girl. Unfortunately, in this area, girls keep turning him down. But he hasn’t given up hope yet. One day, without really understanding how, it seems that Aurore, one of the prettiest girls in his class, actually likes him. Camel, his best friend, who is heavily into hand jobs and porn films, persuades Hervé to try to sleep with Aurore. Hervé boasts of his virility when he is with Camel, but when he is with Aurore, it's a completely different matter.
　　2009 Cannes International Film Festival – Director’s fortnight

　　A quick glimpse at the cast for this film would make any horror fan giddy with glee. The actual movie doesn't live up to those high expectations, but it's far from being all bad. Desi Arnaz Jr. (!) plays an author who makes a crazy $20,000 bet with his publisher that he could write a great novel in only 24 hours. To do so, the publisher gives him the keys to an old abandoned house where he won't be disturbed. Not true. Once he gets there he is interrupted by a multitude of guests including a family which consists of John Carradine, Sheila Keith, Peter Cushing and Vincent Price. They are gathered there in a twisted family reunion to release their brother from the room he's been imprisoned in for forty years. Even Christopher Lee drops by as Corrigan, the man who has just purchased the house. Soon, they realize that the caged brother is loose and out for revenge.
　　What a great plotline and what a dream cast! This movie should have been a hell of a lot better. It's hard to pinpoint the exact problems with the film, but I would venture to say that the lack of lighting was a major fault. Sure the house has no electricity but I think they took the title of the movie a little too literally. Scenes after scenes are barely visible and the actors' faces are undecipherable. Only the moments in the main dinning hall are well lit. Also, the great actors are given very little to do. Cushing gets a few chuckles as the scared brother but Price, Lee and especially Carradine are somewhat wasted here. Well, at least Price gets the best line of the film: `Please don't interrupt me while I am soliloquizing.' And on the plus side, the story has enough twists and turns throughout to keep one`s interest and the ending, while a bit of a cop-out, manages to surprise.

　　为了侦破一起强奸案，女警官王玉荣乔装扮作普通游客，准备在火车站抓捕罪犯。三天之后，歹徒终于上钩，王玉荣成功破获这起大案，却在与歹徒搏斗中受了伤。得知妻子受伤，丈夫王军十分心疼。王军同样也在公安战线上工作，所以对妻子的工作非常理解，但他又不得不替妻子担心。只能默默的守在妻子身边。女儿晨晨在两人面前快乐地跳舞，让王玉荣忘掉了所有的疲惫。

　　奎萨（居伊·格罗索 Guy Grosso 饰）将自己的一生都献给了警察这份他深深热爱的职业，然而，再能干的警察也要面临退休的这一天。退休在家后的每一天对于奎萨来说都无异于是一场折磨，他深居简出脾气爆炸，情绪濒临抑郁的边缘。
　　就在这个节骨眼上，奎萨的老朋友热贝尔（路易·德·菲耐斯 Louis de Funès 饰）和托利威尔（米歇尔·莫多 Michel Modo 饰）出现在了奎萨的面前，他们带来了一个喜忧参半的消息——他们的老伙计福卡斯（让·勒费弗尔 Jean Lefebvre 饰）因为一场意外而丧失了记忆，能够让他回忆起过去的，只有他们这几个曾经生死与共的兄弟们了。这个消息让奎萨顿时来了精神，一行人浩浩荡荡的向着福卡斯所在的疗养院出发了。

　　毒贩李尚道(柳承范饰)管理着有三万顾客的黄金区域，住着豪华公寓，享受着荣华富贵。但有一天被刑警道京长(黄正民饰)抓住了弱点，于是在道京长的威胁下不得不协助道京长一宗棘手的案件，不幸的是案件没能破获主谋张哲逃跑了，毒贩尚道却不小心进了监狱。
　　
　　上一次案件的主谋张哲再次进入刑警道京长的视线，于是道京长又找了已经出狱的尚道，想与尚道合作把张哲给抓住。但是已经因为道京长坐牢8个月的尚道这次却怎么也不同意。道京长为了让尚道同意保驾护航似的让尚道夺回了原来属于他的贩毒领域，尚道还从道京长身上获得了巨额的事业基金。尚道潜入到了张哲的组织，开始了自由的贩毒，道京长睁一眼闭一眼，目的只有一个希望从尚道那里得到有用的信息。
　　
　　为了能把张哲绳之于法，道京长不得不潜入道毒品流通的核心地毒品制造现场。但是沉迷于贩毒生意的尚道已经3个月没有给道京长消息了，道京长的忍耐到了极限。尚道收了道京长要保护他的保证书后才告诉了道京长毒品制造者的行踪。道京长埋伏在张哲与毒品制造哲交易的附近，而这时尚道趁机拿到了张哲价值巨额的毒品。
　　
　　道京长原本要一网打进张哲和毒品制造者，但是在现场却意外的遇到了麻烦，同样，想趁张哲慌乱之际彻底想把毒品市场掌握于自己手中的尚道也遇到了意想不到的障碍。各自都向着自己目标奔跑的两男人，他们的“生死决断”将走向意想不到的结局……

　　正享受快乐家庭聚会的某建筑公司老板约翰·马修斯（道恩·强森 Dwayne Johnson 饰）突然接到前妻（梅琳娜·卡纳卡罗兹 Melina Kanakaredes 饰）的电话，他那刚满18岁的儿子詹森·科林（拉菲·格拉沃恩 Rafi Gavron 饰）受到朋友蛊惑签收 一件装有毒品的包裹，结果被CIA当场抓包，因涉嫌毒品分赃面临长达十年的监禁。对儿子的童年深感愧疚的约翰，无论如何也不相信这样的指控。在尝试各种办法无果之后，他决定亲手揪出那个令儿子身陷囹圄的毒枭。
　　在征得政府官员同意后，通过一名前雇员牵线，约翰成功与某贩毒组织建立联系。为了营救儿子，这名父亲踏上通往地狱的凶险路程……

　　秋良（赤楚卫二饰）在一家压榨员工的公司上班，他忍受着无休止的加班、老板的权力压迫和不合逻辑的任务，每天都感觉生不如死。一天早上，小镇被僵尸占领，熟悉的风景已经被摧毁。看到这样的场景，秋良高兴地大喊 ——因为他再也不用去办公室了。秋良展现出内心的积极面，列出了他在成为僵尸之前想做的 100 件事，包括打扫房子和在阳台上露营，然后开始完成他的遗愿清单。

　　电影《把哥哥退货可以吗》故事叙述了废柴哥哥查（Sunny饰）跟模范生妹妹珍（Yaya饰）从小争斗到大，但又鲁又废的他在优秀的妹妹面前任何事都占不了上风，唯有恶搞妹妹为乐，尤其是在妹妹谈恋爱时，常摆出兄长的架子来逞威风。而这次珍努力发展与日泰混血帅哥小饼（尼坤 饰）的恋情，但查却因不满妹妹的选择，决定要出招来恶搞这对小情人！势死保卫爱情的珍又该如何接招！

　　形态各异的都市情感症候人群常陷于不同的情感病症中，或精神萎靡，或歇斯底里，或纠结不堪；四位不同来路，形态各异的爱情重病患者汇集在“情流感中心”寻医问诊。治疗他们的是麻辣情医江湖（金士杰 饰），他自创了各种古灵精怪的治疗方法，总能让情感重病人重获健康。
　　在情流感中心与前女友分手的“花心湿物男”刘絮（范逸臣 饰）遇到了前来问诊的“恋爱洁癖女”陶然（陈洁 饰），身为猎艳狂的刘絮难以自控地迷恋上她，随即便使出各种花样招数来想要将陶然俘获。在情场上从未战败的刘絮不想这次竟遇到了强大的对手，追女之路百转千折。另一位重病人堪称“假吊丝真处男”——林森（徐德亮 饰）遇到了陷入“爱无能”困境的拜金女李依依，被其风情所吸引，便夸下了十万元请吃一顿饭的海口，从此走上了一条“男为悦己者穷”的不归路。这四人彼此试探、暗中较劲、相互掣肘，开始了一次次难分难解的爱情对战，频频造出各种都市笑料。最终，有人病愈了，有人却愈发“情入膏肓”……

　　玛雅在一场暴力袭击事件中幸存了下来，但她还要面临着蒙面杀手的无情追捕。而在这部三部曲的第二部中，当她在为生存而战时，她揭开了蒙面杀手背后的可怕谜团。

　　Driven by biological excess, a young man and woman search for sexual fulfillment, unaware of each other's existence. Unfortunately, they eventually meet, and the bonding of these two very unusual human beings ends in an explosive and ultimately over-the-top sexual experience, resulting in a truly god awful love story.... With bizarre special effects by Gabe Bartalos, a hip-hop soundtrack from Prince Paul, and shot in glorious 35mm, BAD BIOLOGY is guaranteed to shock even the most desensitized of audiences, and sure to become a modern cult classic. Written by Anonymous